Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
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Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
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It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
I know her cup size but not her name....
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