Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
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