he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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