So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
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