oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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