I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
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