Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
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Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
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Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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