if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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