: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
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Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
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i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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