my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
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He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
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Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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