pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
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Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
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If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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