summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
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