I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
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He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
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You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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