were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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