I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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