Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
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