U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Just took my morning after pill in the library
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
Randomize
