meet me in the bathroom in 10 mins.
wait what? who are you hooking up with in the bathroom?!
aww shit wrong text.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
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I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
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GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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