I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
someone get that fucking seahorse.
I smell stomach acid.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
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