That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
I have post one night stand depression
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