happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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