Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
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Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
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You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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