benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
This is my gift to your gina
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
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