Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
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