is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
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Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
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i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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