There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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