I think i sorta joined a cult last night
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Randomize
