problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
My brain says no but my pants say off.
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
I love having hate sex.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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