Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
Randomize
