apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Found the puke drawer
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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