You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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