So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Randomize
