Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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