My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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