I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
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the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
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I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
What drink are we having for lunch?
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
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