and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
I'm way too hungover for life right now
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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