he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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