if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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