Christians are straight up FREAKS
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
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after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
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I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
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