bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
I woke up under a house in Key West
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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