I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
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my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
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About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
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