Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
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