I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
How external is "for external use only"?
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
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