she looked like the bat from fern gully.
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
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did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
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I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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