You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
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