well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
True college students do jello shots in the library
Randomize
