I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
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After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
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At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
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