hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
it hurts more in the daytime
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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