I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
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