no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
Randomize
