they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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