so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
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Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
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I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
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