I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
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Are my feet made of real feet?
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
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We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
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