another moral hangover. fuck.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
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you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
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You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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