I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
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Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
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He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
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