She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
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